Poetry That Packs a Punch

I'm still in charge of uniforms and have come up with a way to motivate the employees to trade in their soiled lab coats for clean ones, before the weekly pick-up/drop-off. The last person would send out a basic reminder weekly telling everyone to exchange the coats. I have come up with some snappy rhymes to give them something to read and encourage them to make the switch. The feedback has been pretty positive. Some are surprised and wonder how I come up with the ideas.

Hi All, There’s A Clean Lab Coat On a Rack Near You. Don’t be shy, to yourself be true. Take one! You’ll look and feel nearly new. Do it by lunchtime or when you’re with the crew. If you time the delivery, we won’t be blue. Running out of clean ones, oh how time flew. Don’t always wait for the email clue. To beat the truck, be the ‘One’ who knew! Or something like that. Hello Mate: It’s time to the laundry bin you gravitate. Remove your dirty lab coat to eliminate. The old for a nice clean one as you graduate. Then on to the lab to calculate. Those tests that populate. Our work as you ruminate. We are first rate. So don’t be late. Oh, and thanks For Being, GREAT!